I believe this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a get more info nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe that just took place. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?